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about

Hi, I'm Hemmo.

I write software, play bass, play indie games, dabble in esports and larp a gymbro. Some of my vitals stream to this page in real time.

By day I build software tools against counterfeiting. It's pretty hype stuff!

Games
» Tekken 8
» Star Wars Movie Battles II
» Inscryption
» Outer Wilds
» Signalis
Films
» Campy horror
» Action
» Star Wars
Making things
» Game development
» Music
» Internets
is hemmo alive?
OPERATIONAL
Hemmo is alive. Allegedly.
Heart:81 bpm (2 min ago)
Sleep:Slept 6.3 h, woke up 6 h ago
Steps:115 steps today
Stress:40/100. Nominal. (2 min ago)
Tekken 8:Yoshimitsu, God of Destruction IV. Last seen online 15 h ago. Last match: W as Yoshimitsu vs Armor King
GitHub:No public commits. Private repos go brrr.
Music:Now playing: TEKKEN Project – Kitsch ▶
music
Bass in:
Paint the Cabin (indie)
Untitled (post-hardcore / metalcore)
On repeat:
HEALTHThe HivesThe Mars VoltaCirca SurviveFear Before the March of the FlamesThe Black Dahlia Murder
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